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Lavatory-Mirror Terror Plot Exposed!
Bush, Blair Save Civilization from Mirror-Dismantling Muslim Extremists

by Kevin Barrett, http://mujca.com 

"One of the most bizarre events in the U.S. occurred on a Continental Airlines flight from Corpus Christi, Texas to Bakersfield, California. 

"When staff discovered that the lavatory mirror had been removed, the plane rerouted and landed in El Paso, where passengers were questioned. The questioning yielded no results." -zaman.com 

27 August, 2006 

A plot to wreak havoc by removing lavatory mirrors from jetliners has been derailed by a joint US-UK task force.  

Nineteen  Muslims have been arrested in what a source close to the investigation called  "a terror plot that would have mirrored the events of 9/11, only on a much larger scale -- you know, like those carnival fun-house mirrors that make you look like you weigh 300 pounds." [The source added that the use of such a mirror could explain various anomalies in the "Fatty Bin Laden confession video" of December, 2001, including the impression that the "Bin Laden" in that video is actually a fat guy who looks sort of like him, and that the video shows Fatty Bin Laden writing notes with his right hand, while the FBI's description of Osama Bin Laden indicates he is left-handed. (http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/osamatape.html)] 

Had their terror plot come to fruition, the 19 Muslim "suicide mirror-jackers" would have simultaneously removed lavatory mirrors on 19 American cross-country flights, replacing them with Fatty-Bin-Laden-style funhouse mirrors. Passengers subsequently using the restrooms would have been terrorized--with many dying of heart attacks--by the image of themselves looking overweight. 

The 19 Muslim mirror-jackers would have then returned to their seats with the mirrors. Having cleverly reserved window seats, they would then use their mirrors to reflect focused sunlight on the little people and cars down on the ground. Michael Cherkoff of the Department of Homeland Security explained: "You know how nasty little kids sometimes use magnifying glasses to focus sunlight on ants and broil them? Well, that's exactly what these Islamo-fascists were going to do to  us. Everybody knows that when you're up in the air, the people down on the ground look like ants. That makes them vulnerable to being broiled like ants by Muslims with jetliner lavatory mirrors." 

As news of the mirror-attacks spread around the planes,  the Muslim extremists would have turned their mirrors on the terrified passengers, forcing them to see themselves as the really are -- the most despicably craven, pathetically gullible flock of sheeple imaginable, ultra-cowardly morons who fell for the grotesquely obvious 9/11 hoax and the almost equally-obvious terror-hoaxes that have followed. The shame of seeing themselves as they really are would have killed every single passenger and crew member, and the planes would have plummeted directly to earth, leaving no wreckage and no black boxes, as is customary for jetliners destroyed by "Islamo-fascist suicide hijackers." 

In a brief videotaped message from his cave in Afghanistan, Osama Bin Laden offered the following cryptic Qur'an citation:  

"So tell the story. Perhaps they will reflect." 

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US Terror Paranoia Taking Comic Proportions

By Foreign News Desk

Sunday, August 27, 2006

zaman.com 

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The rise in terrorism paranoia that reignited following the “second 9/11 plan” claimed to have been targeted against Britain has reached comic proportions. 

Pronunciation of the word “bomb” in American airports can lead to arrest and flight delays. Different versions of this paranoia have created a “comedy-like terror panic,” which delayed seven U.S.-bound flights in just one day. 

Another plane was forced to land after it was discovered that the mirror in one of the lavatories was not properly secured, and in another event, passengers were made to wait in an airport for hours because of the panic caused by a screaming child that refused to get on a plane. 

A false bomb threat forced another plane to land urgently and the discovery of an unclaimed knife in an empty seat caused “terror paranoia” on another flight. 

Another example of this “Dark comedy” occurred on a Continental Airlines flight from Argentina to the United States. A 21-year-old university student was arrested when sniffer dogs discovered dynamite in the student’s baggage. 

It was later revealed that the student had taken the dynamite as a souvenir from a Bolivian mine. 

It was reported that the American student may be charged with carrying explosives. 

In another incident, a passenger argued with the staff on a U.S. Airways plane bound for the American city of Charlotte from Phoenix. The plane was forced to land in Oklahoma City and the passenger in question was removed from the plane and taken into custody. 

An American Airlines flight from Britain to Chicago was also rerouted and forced to land in Bangor due to an undisclosed security concern. 

One of the most bizarre events in the U.S. occurred on a Continental Airlines flight from Corpus Christi, Texas to Bakersfield, California. 

When staff discovered that the lavatory mirror had been removed, the plane rerouted and landed in El Paso, where passengers were questioned. The questioning yielded no results. 

A knife accidentally left on a U.S. Airways flight from Philadelphia to Bradley caused major panic, although nobody was arrested in this incident. 

FBI agents, considering the knife evidence, questioned passengers and assessed in a statement released after conducting their investigation that there was no danger. 

Following a bomb threat on a flight from New York to Dublin, the flight was forced to land to another airport in western Ireland; however, no explosive device was found on the plane that had been immediately evacuated. 

In yet another incident, a child refusing to board a United Airlines flight to Chicago caused a scene delaying the flight for hours, unnerving the other passengers.